Tonight, I have absolutely no intention of following the old adage "start as you mean to go on." If this were the case, then I would spend 2013 thus:
- pretending to be sicker than I actually am to garner sympathy and cover up the fact that I have no social life
- seriously considering the benefits of video games over actual human interaction
- being out-drunk, out-partied and out-funned by my parents
- using alcohol as a coping mechanism for my crippling loneliness
- in a one-sided fantasy relationship with a boy I'm pretty sure has no romantic feelings for me whatsoever.
Nope. No way. Tomorrow will be a fresh start. Roll on January.
